S.P.E.W.

Oh, the life of a house elf. 

Primary dog walker. 

Garbage man. 

Laundry master. 

Dog bather.

Broom polisher.  

Vacuum rider. 

Dish washer. 

Grocery shopper. 

Shoe shiner. 

Errand runner. 

and gourmet dinner chef.

I'm not exaggerating. 

[okay, a little] 

but I will say, 

the Poirier house has been eating real well since my recent enslavement.

Chicken pot pie. 

Oven pizza. 

[might have burned that one, but oh well]

Chicken mozzarella with pasta. 

Shepard's pie. 

and the week continues. 

Is this the life, or what. 

If you, like many others, 

namely Hermione Jean Granger, 

feel that I have been overworked and under appreciated, 

please join the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare, 

otherwise known as S.P.E.W. 

Thank you.