I'm such a good brother.

I am. 

It was mom's idea. 

But I did it. 

So, 

I'm a good brother.

We hang birthday signs at the high school, 

it's what all the cool kids do. 

Or rather - it's what the cool kids do for the regular kids to make them feel cool.

Anyway.

I "went to get gas"

but took f o r e v e r because the sheet was HUGE, 

and wouldn't fit on the fence.

 [I had to improvise]

In the end, 

it worked out well. 

It's zip tied to the fence, 

and staked into the ground with pens. 

I know - I was always the creative one. 

Cassie knows something's up. 

I literally took an hour, 

but she'll see it in the morning. 

She's almost 17, 

they grow up so fast.