All my friends are gone.
I said goodbye to Kate on Thursday night.
We uncelebrated by watching:
Mean Girls,
kind of.
kind of.
Pocahontas.
[I know we're lame, but whatever]
[I know we're lame, but whatever]
Pageant Talk.
"I'm gerna be in the car-truck"
"You are the WERST!"
"You hooked up with it, you decided to marry it!"
"It does matter, to meuh!"
"You're nasty!"
And goodbye to Chris tonight, Friday night.
We watched Soul Surfer.
"We'll take it day by day."
Pageant Talk, again.
"Don't worry acid washed jeans, he'll never touch'yah."
[it's an SNL skit]
and MacGruber.
"Vikki hand me that bottle cap thank you"
"You got it MacGruber!"
"Right but, what do we say when someone does something nice for us?"
"Nana, scooter me over that gum wrapper."
"Poop-caso"
"Your white hair and your walking problem!"
"Macgruber!"
"I'm sorry Nana, I'm under a lot of stress here, I mean I've gotta defuse this b---"
EXPLOSION.
[Kristen Wiig is the best]
Love:
Bigger than a tsunami, stronger than any fear.
I don't think they know how much I'm going to miss them.
I don't think they know how much I'm going to miss them.










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