About that job I have.

Dwight and Jim. 

That's the only way to express my relationship with Margarita. 

Minus the part where they hate each other. 

It's like - if Jim and Dwight were friends and Dwight laughed at all the pranks Jim pulled.

We work, 

we do! 

We just joke and laugh along the way. 

Things we've done: 

1. I have to hole punch every slice of paper before I file it, 

and the hole puncher creaks really loudly - which bothers Margo like nails on a chalk board.

So naturally, I have to be as annoying as possible. 

I stared at Margarita as I slowly hole punched one paper at a time.

Ccrrr-eaahh-hheeeeeaaaa -kkkkkhhh.

2. I dance to my ipod and possibly sing sometimes. 

Margo laughs at me and tells me how many issues I have. 

3. Margo has a traveling cloak from Harry Potter that she uses when she's cold. 

It's really just like a snuggie without sleaves - so - a blanket, 

but it reminds me of a traveling cloak. 

Anyhow, one day Alice was saying how cold it was in our office, 

so when Margarita stepped out I took the cloak and put it on. 

Margarita came in the room and had a laughing fit. 

I'm sure I looked ridiculous - but I tried to act normal, 

and then I wore it like a Harry Potter cloak for most of the day. 

4. Today at work

[my last day before my three week break]

Margarita so slyly put a "kick me" post it note on my back. 

No one kicked me. 

5. Margarita hates that I nicknamed her "Margo" and on her desk she has a name plate 

that says "Margarita Lastname."

Now that won't do, now will it. 

Obviously not, so I cut out a piece of paper that said "argo" and taped it over the "argarita." 

Everyone that walked by was so amused, 

as if Margo had done it as some sort of statement. 

She rocks, 

and is the reason I'm able to somewhat retain my sanity in that office. 

Speaking of practical jokes, 

there is a rumor going around that Aleksi and Tim Tebow dated. 

I would just like to confirm - that yes, it is indeed true. 

We even have photo proof.

She broke up with him.