The Office

 I have recently become a major Office fan.
Best.Show.Ever.
and today I worked at the office.
Not the Dunder Mifflin office in Scranton [obviously],
but the MorseLife office in West Palm.

Though there were so many similarities, it just wasn't the same.
I did, however, make the best of my situation.
I tried to match everyone in the office with everyone in the office.
But that was too simple.
I had to do something - different.
Something risky.
So, I took a cell phone pic of everyone that I matched up.
Obviously without them knowing,
I'm not a freak okay.
It was just a weird, creative way to help the crawling hours pass by.
Literally, they c-r-a-w-l by.

So here's what I got:
[in order of photo difficulty]
Today, I was the office temp - Ryan.
"Hey guys! What's happening? How's my favorite branch doing!"
Though he's the most annoying character on the show,
I felt my thoughts about working at the office were closest in sync with his.

Kelly.
"I don't talk trash; I talk smack.
They're totally different.
Trash talk is all hypothetical like 'Your Mama's so fat she could eat the internet'
but smack talk is happening like right now,
like you're ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there."
The office-talker:
Vesna.

Angela:
"I don't back down.
My sister and I used to be bestfriends, and we haven't talked in 16 years,
over some disagreement I don't even remember.
So, yeah, I'm pretty good"
The office witch:
Mean/annoying girl who - while I was filing - asked me to fax something for her,
first slapping me in the back with the paper's she wanted faxed.
At the time, I had never faxed something before.
In the time she explained and watched me do it - she could have done it herself.

 Dwight.
"In the Schrute family, the youngest child raises the others.
I've been raising children since I was a baby."
The office know it all:
Really the only reason I gave it to her was because
she walked in the room and said,
"Question."
[like Dwight says]

Phyllis.
"[to Pam] Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout"
The office girl you-think-is-nice, but really isn't:
Donna.
She says it how she see's it. 

Jim and Pam.
No office romances at MorseLife,
but the two people that were nice to me and actually talked to me:
[and gave me the look when someone would say/do something crazy]
Margarita and the lady who works in the same office as Margarita.
[Margarita is the receptionist too - so this fit well]

Meredith.
"Hi, I'm Meredith and I'm an alch- good at supplier relations."
The office raunch:

Girl who talked very deeply and dressed like a boy. 

Jan.
"There are always a million reasons not to do something." 
This was by far the most difficult and unsuccessful shot.
The office intimidating, scary, and psycho:
Tina.
[I was too scared to pull out my cell phone and
I never got the chance to sneak a shot - so this is what I got]

No Michael;
I don't know if that's a good or bad thing.
but maybe I just didn't run into him yet.
Another day at the office might literally kill me.