Finally.
The moment I had been waiting for ALL WEEK had arrived.
It was time to become - Zombified.
The day never seemed so long.
It just went on and on.
I was so anxious to get my Zombie on.
At 6:00 - I lost my patience - I couldn't wait any longer - I had to get ready.
And so the Zomby-process was begun.
Our "Before" photo:
and the transformation:
How to become a Zombie:
Step 1: Apply thick white Halloween face paste to your entire face excluding your mouth, nose, and eyes.
When you're skin looks like it's decayed then you're probably done.
Step 2: Apply thick black face cream to your eyes - then nose - and mouth.
If you're going for an "I just broke out of my coffin" sort of look then add extra black to your eyes and your mouth should look stitched - as if it were sown shut.
Step 3: If you're going for more of a "I'm back for revenge" sort of Zombie-look then Kate is your perfect model - light white face paste and dark black shadows around the eyes will work wonders.
Popping hot pink lip stick usually works best - and it doesn't hurt to add a little blood.
You know you're finished with your makeup when your roommate jumps just from the sight of you.
Step 4: Costume.
Male: Ripped jacket and ripped pants - stained with blood and applied with white "hair-dye spray" to make it look decayed and old.
Female: find the ugliest dress/moo-moo you can find - and decorate it accordingly [Goodwill usually houses the most useful ones] also sprinkled with "fake" blood and sprayed with white hair-dye spray.
Transformation was complete, we look good.
Don't deny it.
Marissa was brave enough to ride over to the dance with us Zombies.
But it was okay - we eat humans - not mice.
We had a little trouble finding the building where the dance was, but still somehow managed to get there before everyone else.
They had a Haunted House section so we decided to go through it while we waited for Flo - I mean Cynthia - to arrive. I'm not gerna lie - I jumped a few times.
And don't let Kate fool you - she got attacked by the guy in the wheel chair and she "yelped" - so I know she was just as scared as me.
I don't think the word "terrified" would justify how Marissa was feeling throughout the entire Haunted House.
I'm kidding, but she was scared too - or at least I hope I wasn't the only one that got scared.
Finally Flo showed up.
Didn't our costumes come out great.
Even the "Progressive" doesn't look so bad.
I was surprised when Cynthia's friend Melissa showed up.
[because I didn't know the dance was regional]
She is funny like Cynthia.
Favorite Things about the Dance:
1. Lots of food - there was LOTS of foods and snacks and drinks. Everything was decorated so cool and halloweenishly.
2. Dancing. I got a little crazy - but I mean - dancing is my element - or at least I'd like to think it is. Ok - I'm not even that good of a dancer - I can't do anything cool like break dance - but I'm not afraid to look stupid so I just do whatever.
3. Watching Cynthia dance - she's crazier than I am - I know right? Hard to believe.
Let's do the time warp again!
It's just a jump to the left
and then a step to the right.
put your hand on your hips.
Madness takes over.
So.Much.Fun.
I think it's safe so say - this was the best BOO dance I've ever been to.
At midnight - breakfast was served.
The moment I had been waiting for ALL WEEK had arrived.
It was time to become - Zombified.
The day never seemed so long.
It just went on and on.
I was so anxious to get my Zombie on.
At 6:00 - I lost my patience - I couldn't wait any longer - I had to get ready.
And so the Zomby-process was begun.
Our "Before" photo:
and the transformation:
How to become a Zombie:
Step 1: Apply thick white Halloween face paste to your entire face excluding your mouth, nose, and eyes.
When you're skin looks like it's decayed then you're probably done.
Step 2: Apply thick black face cream to your eyes - then nose - and mouth.
If you're going for an "I just broke out of my coffin" sort of look then add extra black to your eyes and your mouth should look stitched - as if it were sown shut.
Popping hot pink lip stick usually works best - and it doesn't hurt to add a little blood.
You know you're finished with your makeup when your roommate jumps just from the sight of you.
Step 4: Costume.
Male: Ripped jacket and ripped pants - stained with blood and applied with white "hair-dye spray" to make it look decayed and old.
Female: find the ugliest dress/moo-moo you can find - and decorate it accordingly [Goodwill usually houses the most useful ones] also sprinkled with "fake" blood and sprayed with white hair-dye spray.
Transformation was complete, we look good.
Don't deny it.
Marissa was brave enough to ride over to the dance with us Zombies.
But it was okay - we eat humans - not mice.
We had a little trouble finding the building where the dance was, but still somehow managed to get there before everyone else.
They had a Haunted House section so we decided to go through it while we waited for Flo - I mean Cynthia - to arrive. I'm not gerna lie - I jumped a few times.
And don't let Kate fool you - she got attacked by the guy in the wheel chair and she "yelped" - so I know she was just as scared as me.
I don't think the word "terrified" would justify how Marissa was feeling throughout the entire Haunted House.
I'm kidding, but she was scared too - or at least I hope I wasn't the only one that got scared.
Finally Flo showed up.
Didn't our costumes come out great.
Even the "Progressive" doesn't look so bad.
I was surprised when Cynthia's friend Melissa showed up.
[because I didn't know the dance was regional]
She is funny like Cynthia.
Favorite Things about the Dance:
1. Lots of food - there was LOTS of foods and snacks and drinks. Everything was decorated so cool and halloweenishly.
2. Dancing. I got a little crazy - but I mean - dancing is my element - or at least I'd like to think it is. Ok - I'm not even that good of a dancer - I can't do anything cool like break dance - but I'm not afraid to look stupid so I just do whatever.
3. Watching Cynthia dance - she's crazier than I am - I know right? Hard to believe.
4. Acting like a zombie all night - meaning: staring wide eyed at random people - looking as deathly as possible in each photo - and talking in a raspy voice. I really get into character.
Let's do the time warp again!
It's just a jump to the left
and then a step to the right.
put your hand on your hips.
Madness takes over.
So.Much.Fun.
I think it's safe so say - this was the best BOO dance I've ever been to.
At midnight - breakfast was served.
Bacon and Pancakes - the perfect breakfast for Zombies.
By the end of the night - my eyes would tear up every 15 minutes - because the makeup had dripped into my eyes and was burning like crazy.
It was worth the pain to look as zombie-like as I did.
I loved being a zombie.
But ouch - when the makeup starts pouring into your eyes - it burns really bad.
I'm glad Kate came with me - and was zombified with me - and danced crazy with me
We had a blast.
It was so hard to get all that makeup off.
I felt like I was scrubbing my face raw - and then I looked in the mirror and still had black circles around my eyes and mouth - it took me at least three attempts to clean it all off.
It was painful but it was totally worth it.
Yes - I know - by the end of the night I really did look like death.
max you looked awesome! i'm so glad you had fun! i love that you and cynthia are BFFs. she is great.
ReplyDeleteaw thanks aleksi! i'm glad that max is here so he can be my friend! he cracks me up! um...and max, i am more crazy than you? um who's the one who dance to ymca all by himself?:)
ReplyDeleteahaha sooo true.
ReplyDeletei.am.the.craziest.